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13/11/03 - SKY REACH CENTRE, EDMONTON,
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Review by Mike Ross:
Overheard from two teenage girls at last night's Bryan Adams concert:
"Is Bryan Adams from Canada or the United States?"
"Canada."
"He is?"
This is not surprising. An artist of Adams's stature
will transcend borders. Basically, it doesn't matter where he's
from. His music belongs to all of us.
No, what was surprising was this: There were teenage
girls at a Bryan Adams concert?
Yes, there were. Among the 11,000 people who turned
up at Skyreach Centre last night, there was a curiously high proportion
of young women - screaming out every word to hit after hit after
hit. After hit. Man, the band pounded them out like Big Macs during
the lunch rush - fresh and greasy and piping hot. Female screams
filled the arena. Once nice touch: Video screens showed a montage
of several adoring women in the front row overlaid upon Bryan's
grinning mug as he rasped the words to (Everything I Do) I Do It
for You, which when you look closely at it, contains some ominous
lyrics: "I'd fight for you, I'd lie for you, I'd walk the wire
for you, I'd die for you." That's a pretty big jump from walking
the wire, whatever that means, to actual death, but I digress.
Teenage girls. When considering what is hip in music,
it behooves the rest of us to pay attention to where the teenage
girls go. They liked the Beatles. They liked the Backstreet Boys.
They like Bryan Adams. There may be reasons beyond his weathering
boy-next-door charm and sincere yet silly love songs. A theory was
debated as to whether the story of an alleged affair between Mr.
Summer of '69 and Princess Diana had any effect on concert ticket
sales. It had to add a certain allure. Adams reacted indignantly
and huffed about ill-informed "conjecture," of course,
but he didn't deny it, either. How cool is that. Mick Jagger never
made it with a royal. Bryan, you dog, you. True or not, ironically,
this story adds an interesting new dimension to a man whose personality
doesn't really come across in his giddy arena rock 'n' roll music.
Women dig a mysterious man.
Some of you might be saying by now: Enough about
the teenage girls and salacious rumours, how was the concert?
Fine. The show was fine. A good time was had by
all. It was a Bryan Adams concert. I somehow keep expecting him
to turn into a Canadian version of Bruce Springsteen as he ages,
get deep and stop singing couplets like "Let's make honey,
baby, soft and tender/Let's make sugar, darling, sweet surrender"
- but nope, same old Bryan. God love him. With Adams and band decked
out in grey T-shirt and jeans uniforms, the evening started with
the apt and upbeat One Night Love Affair, segued into several life-affirming
anthems, was brought down to one or more love ballads where flicked
Bics were observed, kicked into high gear with a slam dunk smash
like Cuts Like a Knife, down again, up again, oh, here comes the
acoustic guitars, a little talk, cue audience participation schick
... in short, this show was as predictable as your favourite roller
coaster. However, women dig dependability. I think I've explored
this topic enough!
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